Captain Steve XXX, Google Me Betch!
but you really are an asshole
Anonymous

You are what you eat. 

I have a crush on a boy

You know what I’m doing about it?

Not texting him because ain’t nobody got time for dat

This is probably why people think I’m an asshole

Whatever, bye. 

that queen in the front needs to settle down, ugh, typical white gays

that queen in the front needs to settle down, ugh, typical white gays

bussykween:

Convincing a top to bottom

omg but this is exactly how it goes tho

bussykween:

Convincing a top to bottom

omg but this is exactly how it goes tho

jesus—walks:

plasticghosties:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog



bye

I laughed way too hard at this

jesus—walks:

plasticghosties:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

image

bye

I laughed way too hard at this

This looked like my drag mother Lady O for a second and sounds like something she would say. 

trying these out tomorrow :D 

my inner bottom came out when I watched this scene, I screamed “YAAAAAAS SLAY HERRRRRR DRAG HERRRRR!!!!” 

queefonyerbeef:

Feeling her oats with my captainstevexxx

Being cute runs in the family, obvi. <3

queefonyerbeef:

Feeling her oats with my captainstevexxx

Being cute runs in the family, obvi. <3

illegalaustralien:

me at family gatherings

me at work before my first drink

illegalaustralien:

me at family gatherings

me at work before my first drink